May 2013
cmonteith:
you’re not famous until people start asking you to come to brazil
soudadrinkingsoda:
when fandoms ruin posts that are supposed to be motivational/uplifting
April 2013
mfw people feel superior to others who are also active because they lift and the others don’t
psa
troize:
if my blogging makes you uncomfortable
or if you’re in a mutual follow and you wanna unfollow cause we have no common interests anymore
or you don’t like me and you’re just following me to torture yourself
places hands on your shoulders and shakes you back and forth UNFOLLOW ME
my feelings will not be hurt I really don’t give two shits??? it actually hurts my feelings more when...
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NOTHING LIKE MESSING UP MY MEAL BECAUSE I CAN’T COOK AN EGG RIGHT BUT YEAH AT LEAST THESE FRESH VEGGIES ARE NICE
drunkwarrior:
boys are just so cute and nice I wanna hold their hands then stab them in their dumb fucking piece of shit faces
lardypoison:
do you think in the 1700s there were people who were like nah man Mozart’s a total sellout I only listen to peasants beating things with sticks it’s way more authentic
Black guy kills some people.
News: Criminal.
Muslim guy kills some people.
News: Terrorist.
Latino guy kills some people.
News: Criminal.
White guy kills some people.
News: Mental illness. (lost soul, complicated psyche, quiet loner, misunderstood, frustrated with life, experienced recent, traumatic, life-altering events that set him off; not to mention all the positive descriptors that are attached to him, i.e. intelligent, PhD candidate, honor roll student, etc.)
Teenage boys rape a girl
News: Potential NFL athletes, popular students, class presidents, funny, intelligent, bright, enthusiastic, handsome, sought after, promising, polite, "poor boys who lost their future dream"
Teenage girl is raped:
News: What was she wearing? Was she drunk? How much was she drinking? Was her cleavage showing? Well maybe she was asking for it? Well was it really "rape"? She was a slut. Teens today are too sexually active. Did she lead them on?
Ain't nobody got time for that
lesbiandinnnerparty:
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy FINE If you’re gay and you fall for a woman FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys FINE If you’re pansexual and have a preference FINE What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a...
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I now have the body I had when I was happy, however, that didn’t bring happiness back. Lesson learned.
people who post photos of really skinny girls and tag it as fitspo makes me really mad too
julietspencers:
fetuses do not think
they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
they do not “realize what is happening”
And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts
kittening:
if people can understand that not all white guys are insane psychopath school shooters then why can’t people understand that not all muslims are insane psychopath suicide bombers
trapghoul:
fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
davestriedr:
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
imagine being trapped on a deserted island
no signs of getting home any time soon
no methods of communication
no idea where you are
but your favorite character is there with you
we’d fuck
the end
i like the way you think
i-justhavealotoffeelings:
hypothestacey:
i’ve fallen in love with a ship that has literally no fan art or fanfiction
SO MAKE SOME
wartortles:
if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless
rainbowafterthestormy:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
THIS THIS THIS
thefartsinourstars:
j-ehan:
lucybarker:
holytveits:
Oh dear god. Justin Bieber was in Holland yesterday. He went to the Anne Frank house and you want to know what he wrote into the guestbook?
”Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”
source pls
this is from the facebook page for the Anne Frank house
he’s so full of...
ikeapunx:
*needs affection and assorted fresh fruits*
yeah yea everybody goes a little nostalgic sometimes but what if the only time you were happy is in the past?
polyamorouspropaganda:
today this woman was walking through the store and she had her infant with her and the infant was crying and the mother goes, “i know what you want” and pulls out her iphone and after a few seconds i heard gangnam style start playing and the baby like instantly stopped crying and started giggling. 21st century parenting.
emorexia:
jesus died for your sins not tragedies
talaem:
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
Women do not have to:
clemlin:
vegankatie:
be thin
give birth
cook for you
have long hair
wear makeup
have sex with you
be feminine
be graceful
shave
diet
be fashionable
wear pink
love men
be the media’s idea of perfection
listen to your bullshit
have a vagina
This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these...
fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*
maliciousmelons:
my sister wanted to pull a good april fools prank and so she got her friends sister who was pregnant to take a pregnancy test. on the morning of april first she sat in the dark at the table and when my mom came in my sister told her that she had met a guy at a party and then she handed her the pregnancy test and my mom cried for ten minutes before my sister finally said april...
March 2013
conveys:
i just realized that the voice in my head when i read things isn’t my own voice omg whose is it
beautiful-suicidal-disaster:
kittycry:
notsoscrumptious:
it’s fucked up how many people on tumblr are alone and sad and having panic attacks in their room while their parents watch TV and how most have had a relatively normal childhood yet there’s a boom of depression and ED’s and mental disorders and it’s dumb how we’ve turned into a generation labelled as reckless but we’re only reckless...
jesuschristvevo:
“im gay” is such a dumb status to post when u hack someones facebook its so predictable like at least make it something more scandalous
“susie was never in a car accident. i killed her”
touay:
“youre so lucky that you can draw”
yyeah it was all luck and not at all grueling and emotionally exhausting practice kind of like how olympians are lucky that theyre so good at sports
Your sign's deepest secret.
hiccupartist:
zodiaccity:
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
wow astrology is real
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I came to a conclusion that I am not living, I’m just waiting death to come.
mareeps:
remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs
harrysgettinhead:
“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night”
no
actually
people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day
i said god damn
theghostoffbrpast:
if i ever publish a book and it ends up on here with half the text blacked out to make some angsty teenagerish sentence i will come and hunt you down motherfucker
